Missed a Spot

I missed a spot while shaving my leg. One of the most annoying feelings ever.
I am now going to write a list of other annoying things.

When automatic doors don't open until you're right next to them so you have to slow down and you feel like an idiot.
When you're opening one of those double Popsicles and you try to break them but it all ends up on one stick and then you're holding a double Popsicle on one stick and a naked stick.
Finding an unshaved spot on your other leg in the EXACT same place.
Sitting in church - or anywhere - and then suddenly getting REALLY ANGRY for no reason, just being bored, and forcing yourself to continue to act normal, like you don't want to get up and start hitting people with bullets.
Starting to fall asleep and then getting itchy for no reason. So itchy that you can't even think, all you see is red and frustration.
Texting and stepping off a curb - only there's no curb. So you just pick up your foot and put it down harder than normal and you feel like an idiot.
Doing the same thing with going up or down stairs.
Reading a book and marking the page while you go off to get some OJ or whatever and then coming back and the page is mysteriously no longer marked and no one confesses to touching it.
Someone ridiculing you for something and then it turns out you were right but that person isn't around to rub it in their face and you just know that at that moment they're being all smug and thinking you're retarded.
Texting someone who texts back with "K" or "lol" and then gets mad when you don't text back.
Texting someone who sends you their text again if you don't reply fast enough.
Having a sticky keyboard.
Or a sticky doorknob.
Getting the knees of your jeans wet and then walking around all day. On the flip side, taking off said jeans and changing into dry ones is one of my favorite feelings in the world.
Taking a shower and dropping the shampoo on your foot.
Sitting somewhere for a while - computer, piano, bed, that kind of thing - and realizing there's a bug right next to you that's been there for who knows how long.
Waking up and stepping out of bed, and then painfully realizing that you have shinsplints.
Walking around and getting stabbed by a lego or a goathead lying on the floor and then being crippled worse than if you had a broken leg.
Having a weird eye thing that won't stop watering no matter how much you wipe it away.
Realizing that there's a hole in your pants. Of course, not until it's bedtime and you're standing there in your bright pink underwear from Victoria's Secret, holding up the jeans and thinking "Dang... All day..."
Saying something funny but really quiet and then the person next to you repeats it and gets all the laughs.
Having super great hair that just happened but then you have no where to go all day.
Listening to someone blow their nose in class during a test and just knowing how awkward it must be for them but not being able to do anything.
Someone giving you a wedgie. When you're not a little kid. And in a bathing suit and boxers. Yeah, I'm talking to you, bro.
Having a scab and REALLY wanting to rip it off but... then it's gross. And you can't anymore because you're old and supposed to be mature and not rip scabs off.
Going home from the beach and trying to wash off your feet before getting in the car but never being able to get your feet washed and dried before the sand accumulates again.

This is all I can think of right now. There are more, however. Maybe I'll post more later.